My life is too random

So there were various random events recently...
A Funny things happened at work.
I'm interviewing an 80 year old man at work who is hard of hearing, and confused. I was asking him his preferences you know does he want a nap in the am vs pm etc. I asked him if he wants to have a male or female help him. He said he didn't care but he did want a young chippy to help him out. His children and I all burst out laughing.

I'm at simchat torah (Jewish holiday you do a lot of dancing and hanging out its just generally a lot of fun but I wasn't feeling so hot) a guy I haven't spoken to in months approaches me and informs me that I am dating someone... My reaction is I am that's a new one for me. This guy explains to me that its someone in the know who had told him... I'm sorry still shocked. It took me a little bit to figure out who they thought I was dating. When I finally figured it out I was infinitely amused. It is a guy friend. Nothing more nothing less.
Other random event I see this guy who looks familiar I can't place him to save my life. I pull a bunch of guy friends to try and figure out where I know him from (they know me from different points in my life.) I couldn't figure out if it was NCSY, Penn. Finally I pulled a friend of mine who identified him but it took me a while longer to figure out where I know him from. The answer was I didn't go back far enough in my past. As it turns out he was a high school classmate. I went over to him the next day and freaked him out... It was very funny.