Stop the world!!!!!!!!

So I've come to several realizations.
1. Finding a normal cute Jewish guy is really really difficult.
2. There are days where I just wish my job were flipping burgers.
3. Some days my magic wand doesn't work no matter how much I want it to...
4. Like the song from Wicked No Good Deed Goes Unpunished.

But to continue with the wonderful Ilana's Crazy Dating life Saga let me tell you about Boring dude. I had a phone conversation with a guy that was 15 minutes I got off the phone and felt it was 14 minutes too long but I figured you know maybe he just has no phone skills we'll give him a chance. On my way to the date I randomly ran into my sister. I got there before he did and we met at Barnes and Noble. Really fun b/c while I was waiting for him to show up I got to through Books...... YAY! Finally, he shows up. I was so beyond bored. OMG. It was painful. Every time I attempted a conversation he just sort of ended it. I was fingering my cell phone and figured out I could not text without making it to obvious. I even saw a guy that I really dislike and was tempted to call him over b/c I was so bored. I figured at the least its been an hour. It was only half an hour. Finally I got away from the guy. The next day got an email from him stating he just does not think it is a good idea for us to continue. I was dying of laughter I figured out he only sent me the email first so he can save his ego. Sigh.