So yesterday at work I got a new stress toy from one of the agencies we work with... Its blue, very squishable, and if you hold it a certain way it flips itself inside out. I immediately nicknamed it my very phallic squeeze toy. My coworkers having similar sick senses of humor had a blast. The following were actual comments...
1. please stop hitting me with a plastic blue dick.
2. Dude Ilana if this is all you get I feel sad for you.
3. Hmmm I wonder if you actually put it on a guys *&(^$ does that save your mouth/hand while you are giving hand/B-Js?
4. Lol I can't believe how Ilana is holding it as she waves it in front of her and it jiggles.
I think I'm going to stop here before I get myself in total trouble... I'm sure you can see that it went on from there.
As part of the day yesterday I sang the Cowen Family Minhag (aka tradition) Happy thanksgiving song which I will share... Happy Thanksgiving Hooray Hooray Hooray aren't you glad you're not a turkey on this Thanksgiving day? One of my coworkers looked at me and went wow that is sick but very funny.
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LOL at your Thanksgiving song. That's great!
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